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That's simply amazing. XD All hail teh uber Meat Queen!
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~Blood is thicker than water, but not as thick as ketchup!
*Note: If you see any n00bish comments from me prior to 2009, please ignore them. Hurhur.
Thaaank yooou!
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AWESOME!!!
You know animals have a place in life; right next to the mashed potatoes.
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Cgaan ygaou regaad thgais?
Cgaan ygaou sgaay thgais?
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Thats not e-Xtreme. Thats just plain treme.
"Yo, thats illogical. I can't have it."
Did I unintentionally make anti-vegetarian propaganda? xD;
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My dad has a shirt that says; Animals Taste Good. It's pretty flippen' sweet.
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Cgaan ygaou regaad thgais?
Cgaan ygaou sgaay thgais?
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Thats not e-Xtreme. Thats just plain treme.
"Yo, thats illogical. I can't have it."
I'm not anti-vegetarian, but I am pro-omnivore.
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@3@ CURSE YOU SIZAB
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Those who wish to appear wise among fools, among the wise seem foolish.
Quintilian, De Institutione Oratoria
In a mad world only the mad are sane.
Akira Kurosawa (1910 - 1998)
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Even if it is, for but a short moment in the universe, we humans can shine more brilliantly than the greatest Stars in the sky!
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